Dumb Luck?!?
After a night on the town with his buddies and a few too many drinks, Tom foolishly offers to give everyone a lift home.
As Tom is driving down the freeway, his friend yells out that he has missed the exit. “No problem,” says Tom as he puts the car in reverse and begins reversing — straight into another car.
Wouldn’t you know it but 10 seconds later a police officer drives up. The officer approaches the other car first and after speaking to the driver he approaches Tom’s car.
Sweating profusely, Tom rolls down the window and the officer leans in and says, “Sir, you might as well go on home now. The fella behind you is so drunk he thinks you were reversing down the freeway!!!”