Dumby and a Donkey
Fred’s donkey had been acting weird for a few days, so he decided to take his donkey to the vet.
After a few tests the vet said the donkey had eaten something poisonous. The vet suggested that the donkey would need to have a depository put into his rectum.
Fred, not wanting to show his stupidity, said ok. Not having any idea on what a rectum was, he thought that once he saw this depository, he could figure it out.
The depository was rather large but Fred was determined. He started walking around his donkey observing. He lifted up the donkey’s ears, then he opened the donkey’s mouth, then he lifted up the donkey’s tail.
After about half an hour of repeating this process, he grabbed the donkey by the ears and looked him in the eye and said “If I cant find your rectum in the next 3 minutes I’m gonna shove this thing right up your ass.”