The class was playing a spelling game when the teacher asked for a word beginning with ‘A’.
Johnny shot his arm into the air and blurted out ‘Asshole’.

The teacher warned Johnny not to use such language again.

She then asked for a word starting with ‘B’. Again Johnny shocked the class as he exclaimed ‘Bastard, miss.’

The teacher suitably repremanded Johnny and continued on.

She decided to skip ‘C’ as she could imagine what Johnny would say.

‘D’ was next on the list and when Johnny shot out with ‘Dwarf’ the teacher was very surprised.
She was so impressed that he refrained from expletives, she asked for him to explain to the class what a dwarf is.

He proudly stood up in front of the class and said, “A short little fucker around so high.”

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When the man rescued the dwarf, the little dwarf is glad and offers the man a wish. “I want a bridge from France to America, so I can walk to Europe and back” The dwarf laughs. “Sorry, I’m no God. Think of something less difficult. The man thinks and then says: “I would like a smart blonde with huge tits.” “Would you like lights on your bridge?”

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