Dwarf Buys A Horse
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Loading ...A dwarf goes to a farmer one day and tells him, “I’d like to buy a horth.” The farmer is in a hurry to get somewhere but tells him, “Okay, I’ll quickly show you this horse but I got to get going.”
The dwarf looks at the horse and says, “Can I thee her eyeth? You can tell a lot about a horth from her eyeth.” The farmer picks up the dwarf and the dwarf looks at the horse’s eyes.
The dwarf then says, “Can I thee her feet? You can tell a lot about a horth from her feet.” So he looks at the horses feet.
Then the farmer says, “Okay, I got to get going, do you want the horse or not?” The dwarf says, “Just one more thing, can I thee her twat?” The farmer has had all he can take. He takes the dwarf, shoves him up the horses twat and spins him around a few times. The dwarf falls out coughing and sputtering and says, “Maybe I should rephrath that. Can I see her run?”
