Dying Comic
This comic is driving hundreds of miles to a gig when his car goes out of control and flips over in a fiery crash.
The comic gets thrown out across the highway where he is found by a doctor who happens along.
As the doctor tries to help, he finds a business card with the agent’s number on it.
The doctor calls the agent and says, “Yeah, I’ve got one of your comics here and he’s dying.”
The agent says, “Ahh, don’t sweat it… He’ll do fine once he gets to the puppet.”