Easter!

The Easter bunny came to my house today. Well he didn’t come inside, but rather, he hopped around my yard for a while. Really he didn’t hop, it was more like he walked around the yard. I was quite surprised by his appearance. In fact he didn’t look much like I always thought he would. He was furry and brown; he also walked on four legs and had large teeth. I was really excited when he began hiding chocolate eggs around my yard for me to find. And I learned that the Easter bunny’s chocolate eggs are not egg-shaped at all, but more random-shaped and soft, this could have been because I went out and collected them immediately after he had hid them.

Funny, I used to love chocolate when I was a kid, but now I don’t like it at all. Actually after today I realized that it’s not nearly as sweet-tasting as I remember and it has an odd smell. I don’t like Easter.

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