Easy Life
A Boeing and an helicopter were discussing their problems. The Boeing said, “You are so lucky. I have to keep my arms outstretched all the time and it really aches.”
The helicopter replied, “That’s nothing. I have to keep rotating my arms at a high speed all the time and my condition is worse than yours.”
Just then they saw a rocket majestically glide on the horizon. “How lucky he is!” they both sighed. “He has no problems. He flies most happily, arms tucked away in a comfortable position.”
The rocket overheard them, let out a loud, long sigh and said, “Only he can understand my plight, who has his ass on fire during the flight.”