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Loading ...Fred knocks on his friends door. The wife answers and he asks, “Is John home?”
She says, “No, but come on in and wait, he should be home anytime.”
She offers him a beer and after about 3 beers, John still hasn’t shown up yet.
Fred says, “Hey I’ll give ya a $100 if I can see one of your tits.”
Well, she thinks, “Boy that would help with the rent. So she pulls up her shirt and flashes him one of her breasts. He gives her a $100 bill.
After another beer and John still isn’t home yet, Fred says, “I’ll give ya another $100 if I can see the other tit!”
John’s wife’s mind is really thinking now, about maybe some grocery money too. So she pulls down her shirt and flashes her other breast at Fred. And he gives her another $100 bill.
He says, “Tell ya what… I’ve got one more $100 bill, if I can see both tits at the same time, it’s yours.”
So she flashes him both breasts. He gives her another $100 and says thank you and leaves.
10 minutes later John comes home and asks his wife, “So did Fred show up and pay me that $300 he owes me?”
