Eating Healthy Pays.. Or Does It?

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A few days ago, I got up, brushed my teeth and got dressed. As I zipped and buttoned up my jeans, I found that they were actually loose. I was so thrilled that my new healthy eating habits were finally starting to pay off!

All morning I strutted around feeling so proud, as I kept pulling up my jeans. I thought I might have to start buying a smaller size.

Well, my euphoria came to a screeching halt when I went to the potty and saw the size tag.

They were my husband’s jeans!!!

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