Efficient Blonde
Dave Hansen buys some camping gear at Wal-Mart, places his purchases on the checkout counter, and offers his new Visa card to the pretty blonde clerk.
She dilligently inspects the card and says “I’m sorry, Sir, you haven’t signed your card. I can’t accept it until it’s signed.”
Dave takes out his pen, signs the card, and returns it to the pretty blonde ‘associate’. She smiles cheerfully, rings up the sale, and passes the Visa slip to Dave for his signature. Dave signs the slip and hands it back.
The blonde compares the two signatures, and satisfied that they are the same, says, “We have to be so careful these days. Have a nice day, Mr. Hansen.”