Egg Dispute
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Loading ...A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other and generally did not get on.
The Scotsman owned the best chicken in the country and it laid great tasting eggs.
One day the chicken broke into the Englishman’s garden and laid an egg. The two men began arguing about who the egg belonged to. The Englishman claimed it for himself, saying “The egg was laid in my garden, therefore it belongs to me.” The Scotsman countered with “It’s my chicken, therefore I own the egg.”
The two men argue for some time and eventually decide there is only one way to solve the disagreement. The Scotsman suggests and old Scottish tradition of exchanging kicks in the balls until one falls down, the other being the victor.
The Scotsman volunteers to have first kick, so taking a run up he plants his boot right into the testicles of the Englishman who crumples up in absolute agony.
Despite all his pain he does not fall to the ground. Feeling rather proud of himself he faces up to the Scotman and says with a hint of satisfaction, “My turn now!”
To which the Scotsman replies:
“Nah! It’s just an egg….. You keep it.”