Eight-year-olds Define Love

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“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis, too. That’s love.”

“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.”

“Love is when a girl puts on perfume, and a boy puts on shaving cologne, and they go out and smell each other.”

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”

“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.”

“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy all smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.”

“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet, and she doesn’t think it’s gross.”

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