Elderly Insurance
Grandma and Grandpa were in the doctor’s office one day.
After a brief check-up, the doctor said, “You know Grandpa, you’re 98, your wife is 96, tell me …. after this many years of marriage do you two still have mutual climax?”
Grandpa said, “I don’t know, I’ll have to ask grandma.”
He yelled to his wife, “Grandma do we still have mutual climax?”
Grandma said, “Listen, old man, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times — we’ve got Blue Shield!”