Electrician’s Job
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Loading ...A boy was under foot all morning while his mother was trying to clean the house.
She tells her son to go across the street where they are building a house to see if he might learn something.
A few hours later the boy returns home, the mother asks, “What did you learn?”
He replies, “Well, you hand the damn door up there and it doesn’t fit, of course. So you take it down and trim a cunt hair off each side and rehang the Son-of-a-Bitch!!”
The mother says, “You shouldn’t talk like that! Go to your room until your father gets home!!”
A few hours pass and the father comes home. The mother tells him to go up to his son’s room and find out what he learned today.
The father goes up to the son’s room and ask, “So son what did you learn today?”
The boy replies, “First you hang the damn door up there and it doesn’t fit, of course. So you have to take it down and trim a cunt hair off each side and rehang the Son-of-a-Bitch!!”
The father says, “Go outside and get me a switch”.
The Boy replies, “Fuck you! That’s the electrician’s job!!!”