Electrifying Show and Tell

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The teacher asked the students to bring an electrical appliance for “Show and Tell,” and the next day every kid had something.

The teacher asks Wendy, “What did you bring?

“I brought a Walkman.”

“And what is it for?”

“You can listen to music with it!”

“That’s nice, Wendy. And what did you bring, Kenny?”

“I brought a ‘lectrical can opener. It opens cans!”

“Well done, Kenny. But it seems that Johnny didn’t bring anything!”

“Yes, I did. It’s in the hall.” The whole class looks out into the hall.

The teacher said, “What is THAT?”

“It’s a heart/lung machine that they use in hospitals to keep your heart going!”

“And what did your father say about your bringing it to school?”

He just said, “AAAAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHH!!!”