Elementary, My Dear

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A young lady empties her shopping cart on the checkout counter. She has bought:

1 toothbrush
1 lambchop
1 potato
1 carrot
1 pint of milk
1 apple

As the checkout guy is scanning her purchases, he glances up at her and says “Single, huh?”

“Oh, you’re so fucking clever,” she snaps, “How’d you ever guess?”

“Because you’re ugly.”

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