Elephant Q&A
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Loading ...Do you know how to pass an elephant under the door?
Put him in an envelope…
What if it doesn’t fit?
Take off the seal…
How do you hide an elephant in an strawberry field?
Paint his nails red…
How do you make an elephant not pass by the door?
Make a knot in his tail…
How do you know that there is an elephant in the pool?
There is a round pair of shoes beside the pool…
How does an elephant leave the pool?
Wet…
What is the most sexual part of an elephant?
The feet, he fucks everything he steps on…
What is an elephant up in a tree?
One elephant less on land…
What are two elephants up in a tree?
Two elephants less on land?!?!
No… One more elephant up in a tree…
What are three elephants up in a tree?
Two less elephants on land or one more up in a tree?!?!
No… One less tree on the world.
What did the elephant say when he saw the giraffe going down the hill?
Look! Here comes the giraffe going down the hill…
What did the elephant say when he saw the giraffe going down the hill with sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn’t recognize her…
How do you put 5 giraffes in a green and red beetle?
Two in the front and three in the back…
And how do you put 5 elephants in a green and red beetle?
First take the giraffes off, then you put two elephants in the front and three in the back…
How do you know there are 5 elephants in the Movies?
There is a green and red beetle in the Parking lot…
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SPECIAL “HOW TO KILL AN ELEPHANT”
How to kill a pink elephant?
With a pink elephant shotgun…
How to kill an white elephant?
Strangle him until he gets pink, then kill him with a pink elephant shotgun…
How to kill a black elephant?
Scare him to death until he gets white, strangle him until he gets pink, then kill him with a pink elephant shotgun…
How to kill a purple elephant?
Paint him black, scare him to death until he gets white, strangle him until he gets pink, then kill him with a pink elephant shotgun…
How to kill a green elephant?
Beat him up until he gets purple, paint him black, scare him to death until he gets white, strangle him until he gets pink, then kill him with a pink elephant shotgun…
How to kill a brown elephant?
Put him in a boat so he gets sick and green, beat him up until he gets purple, paint him black, scare him to death until he gets white, strangle him until he gets pink, then kill him with a pink elephant shotgun…
How to kill a blue elephant?
Throw him in the mud so he gets brown, put him in a boat so he gets sick and green, beat him up until he gets purple, paint him black, scare him to death until he gets white, strangle him until he gets pink, then kill him with a pink elephant shotgun…