Elephant’s Nod

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One day at the fair, there is an elephant. Next to the elephant is a sign:
“MAKE THE ELEPHANT NOD, WIN $1000″
Many people tried and failed, none could make the elephant nod its head.

Finally, an elderly man walked over and grabbed the elephant’s balls. The animal roared in pain and reared its head up and down. The man walked off with the prize money.

The next day, there is a new sign next to the elephant, which reads:
“MAKE THE ELEPHANT SHAKE ITS HEAD, WIN $1000″
After many people trying and failing this task, the old man walks up to the elephant. He asks the beast, “Remember me?” The elephant nods. “Do you want me to do to you what I did to you yesterday?” The elephant shakes its head.

The man walks off with the prize money.

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