ELIZABETH TAYLOR
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Loading ...Elizabeth Taylor walks into her plastic surgeons office one day and says to him, “Over the years I have had my boobs done, my butt done and my face done. Now I would like to have down below done.” So her doctor says, “sure, that’s no problem.”
Elizabeth replies “ but there’s just one thing…I ask of you and that is to keep this a secret from everyone. I am tired of the press and the public knowing about every little thing I have done.”
So her doctor says, “that’s no problem.”
The next week comes around and Elizabeth is waking up from her surgery. To her shock she sees three bunches of flowers sitting on the table next to her. Her doctor comes in and she starts yelling because she assumes that the flowers came from the press and her fans.
Her doctor calms her down and said.” you misunderstood. The first set of flowers is from me. I would just like to thank you for all the work you have given me through out the years. The second bunch of flowers is from the nurses because they have gotten to know you over the years, and wish you a good recovery. And the third bunch of flowers is from little Johnny down the hall who would like to thank you for his new set of ears!”