Elvis Returns
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Loading ...Father O’Malley has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long that he decides to take a vacation. He has never been married, and he is curious as to what an American endures in everyday life.
So he decides to go to the United States before he is too old to enjoy it. He hops on a plane bound for Nevada. As he is exiting the plane, someone in the airport runs up to him and exclaims, “ELVIS! OH MY GOD! IT’S ELVIS! I knew you weren’t dead, Elvis! How have you been?”
Father looks at her and says, “Get outta me face. Can’t you see I’m not Elvis? I don’t look a thing like Elvis.”
The father moves on to his cab waiting outside. He hops into his cab, and he’s a little upset so tells the cabby, “Take me to my hotel and step on it.”
The cabby turns and says, “Sure thing, Sir–OH MY GOD! IT’S ELVIS! I knew you weren’t dead! I’m your number one fan! It’s so great to SEE you again!”
“Shut up, you imbecile,” says the Father. “I’m NOT Elvis! Now turn around and drive!” So the cabby speeds up to the hotel.
Father O’Malley gets his things and walks up to the hotel check-in counter. “OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! IT’S YOU! screams the hotel clerk. “YOU’RE BACK, ELVIS! I knew this day would happen. We saved everything just the way you like it! Free cheeseburgers, peanut butter and banana fried sandwiches, masseurs, complimentary hookers and a full liquor bar! I’m so glad you’re back!”
Father O’Malley looks at the hotel clerk and says, “Thank you…Thank you very much!”