Engine Trouble

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One day a blonde and a redhead were on a flight to Texas. They were one hour into the flight when they heard a loud BOOM! The pilot comes over the intercom and says, “Sorry for the noise folks. It seems that one of our engines has blown. But we have 3 other engines left so we will only be an hour off our arrival time.”

Then 5 minutes later there was another loud BOOM! The pilot came over the intercam and said, “Sorry again folks, another engine blew. But we will make it to Texas, but we will be 2 hours late.”

Then there came another BOOM! The pilot cames over the intercom sounding as if he had just peed in his pants out of fright. He said,” H-Hi f-f-olkss. Uh, we will be ar-rriving in T-Texas about 4 hours later than o-our original arrival time. We still have 1 engine left.”

Then the blonde says to the redhead, “If we lose another engine we’ll be stuck up here forever.”

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