Engineers

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Three engineering students were discussing the possible designers of the human body.

One said, “It had to be a mechanical engineer…look at all the joints.”

The second said, “No, it must have been an electrical engineer…the central nervous system is a miracle of millions of electrical connections.”

The third said, “Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline right through a recreational area?”

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