Engines

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Morris was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon, Dr. Michael DeBakey, standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager.

Morris, one of those loud mouths, shouted across the garage, “Hey, DeBakey…Is dat you? Come over here a minute.”

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris was working on a car.

Morris in a loud voice, so all could hear, said argumentatively, “So, Mr. Fancy Doctor, look at this work. I also take valves out, grind ‘em, put in new parts, and when I finish, this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get all those big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same work?”

DeBakey, very embarrassed, said softly to Morris, “Try doing your work with the engine running.”

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