Eskimo and Wife

This eskimo and his wife are laying in bed when he says” Honey lets go fishing ” And she says” No I don’t want to go fishing. He says ” sure you do” She says “no I don’t want to go fishing I’m not going” and finally he says ” I’ll tell you what I’ll give you 3 choices you can give me a blow job,take it up the ass or go fishing. I’m going to get the dogs ready I’ll be back in a half an hour you can tell me what you’re going to do” . He comes back in a half an hour and says ” so what’s it going to be”? And she says ” I’ll give you the blow job ” she’s down there for a split second and comes right back up and says ” that tastes like shit ” and he says ” yea one of the dogs didn’t want to go either” .

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