Evasive Turkey

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It was the first time the blonde had eaten Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself. The day after Thanksgiving her mother called to see how everything went.

“Oh, Mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey,” said the daughter.

“Did it not taste good?” her mother asked.

“I don’t know,” the blonde said. “It wouldn’t sit still!”

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