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Loading ...Newlyweds get: “soregasms”
Nymphos have: “let’s-do-it-some-moregasms”
Teenagers usually experience: “four-on-the-floorgasms”
Salesmen have: “door-to-doorgasms”
Virgins scream out: “my-hymen-got-torgasms”
I know of no one who has: “I-abhorgasms”
Goalies have: “scoregasms”
One gal was married to a man who had: “snoregasms” (well, that was *his* excuse)
Golfers have: “foregasms”
Hockey players have: “Bobby Orrgasms”
Miners have: “ore-gasms”
Mushrooms are limited to:
“sporegasms”
Grocers have: “storegasms”
Marco Polo had: “exploregasms”
Premature ejaculators have: “beforegasms”
And lastly, Selfish men have: “I-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms”
