Even More ‘Ran-dumb’ Thoughts

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.

Corduroy pillows: They’re making “headlines”!

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Who is “Gen. Failure,” and why is he reading my hard disk?

I poured spot remover on my dog, now he’s gone.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms.

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

All those in favor of Controlled Demolition Inc., RAZE YOUR BUILDINGS!

All women in favor of terrific oral sex, raise your skirts.

All people in favor of conserving gasoline, raise your right foot.

All people in favor of being more intelligent, raise your IQ!

All those in favor of having more money, raise your salary!

All those in favor of making a “Spock-like” expression, raise your eyebrows!

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