Everything Holds Up Something

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My 11 year old daughter and I were getting dressed in the bathroom the other morning. Being an avid gymnast, she hasn’t quite started to develop yet. As I was putting on my bra, she said, “Mom you need a bra to hold up your boobies, but I don’t.”

I laughed and said, “Not yet you don’t.”

She said, “No, but I got eye-bras to hold up my eyes though!”

I laughed hysterically. This is a true story.

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