executive decision
Three women are up for promotion but the company only has one position to give. The boss decides to put an extra $100.00 in each one’s envelope to see how they react.
The first woman says, “Wow, an extra $100.00! I’m going shopping!” The boss notes this.
The second says, “An extra $100.00! I’m going to buy more company stock!” The boss notes this.
Third says, “An extra $100.00! Payroll must have made an error. I’ll go straighten this out right now!!”
Which one got the promotion?
The one with the biggest tits.