Expensive

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A man was driving along when he saw a sign that said “Yard Sale Today”, so he decided to check it out.

He wandered around for a while, not seeing anything he wanted, and then his eye fell upon a beautiful vase. He decided to ask how much it was.

“How much for this vase?” he asked.

“Ten dollars.”

“Would you take five?”

“Well I don’t know, it is a good vase.”

“But five is all I have.”

“Well, okay.”

“Um… do you have change for a twenty?”

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