Expensive
A man was driving along when he saw a sign that said “Yard Sale Today”, so he decided to check it out.
He wandered around for a while, not seeing anything he wanted, and then his eye fell upon a beautiful vase. He decided to ask how much it was.
“How much for this vase?” he asked.
“Ten dollars.”
“Would you take five?”
“Well I don’t know, it is a good vase.”
“But five is all I have.”
“Well, okay.”
“Um… do you have change for a twenty?”