Eye exam for a blonde
A dumb blonde goes to an optometrist for an eye exam.
The optometrist tells her to sit down and unbutton her blouse.
As she does, he reaches and grabs her right breast and asks if she can see what he is doing.
She looks down and tells him no.
He then reaches over and grabs her left breast and asks the same question receiving the same answer.
He then takes out his penis and asks her if she can see it.
She looks down and says “Oh, yes!” The optometrist then says, “Just as I thought…you’re cockeyed!”