Eyelids

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In the newspaper the other day there was a story of a newborn that was born without any eyelids.

The doctor told the young couplethat there was nothing to worry about, since it was early enough, that when their son was circumsized, the foreskin could be grafted on as eyelids.

I don’t know about you, but I feel sorry for that young kid. He’s gonna grow up COCKEYED!

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