When Chelsea Clinton was eight, Hillary was reading one of her favorite fairy tales.

“Mommy,” asked Chelsea, “Do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once Upon a Time . . . ?’”

“No, Dearest,” replied Hillary, “sometimes they start with ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight . . . .’”

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What is the difference between a white fairy tale and a black fairy tale?

A white fairy tale begins with, “Once Upon a Time…” and a black fairy tale begins with, “You Ain’t Gonna Believe Dis Shit Muthafucka…”

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