Fake or Real???

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This guy sees an ad for a new number in the circus, so he goes an tries out. He brings with him an alligator, a monkey, and a toy piano. The circus director says, “What can you do?”

“Well, my alligator plays the piano and the monkey sings.” The circus director does not believe this, but the guy proves it. They soon become the number 1 act in all the world’s circuses.

Once, however, in Japan, a show is about to start. The circus director notices that the monkey and alligator man isn’t there yet. He checks his dressing room, where our hero is crying his eyes out.

“What’s the matter?” says the director.

“I just can’t lie to the audience anymore!!!” says the guy.

“What do you mean?” says the director.

Our hero looks up and says, “The monkey only opens its mouth. The alligator plays AND sings!”

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