Fall in — on the Double!

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“All right, you bastards, fall in — on the double!” barked the sergeant, as he strode into the barracks. Each soldier grabbed his hat and jumped to his feet, except one — a private who lay in his bunk, reading a book.

“WELL?” roared the sergeant.

“Well,” observed the private, “there certainly were a lot of them, weren’t there?”

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