Falling asleep at work
Things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
“This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
“Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”
“I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
“This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
“Wasn’t sleeping. Was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.”
“I was actually doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
“Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
1.”…Amen”