Falwell’s Witch-Bitch to the Pentagon
Rev. Falwell sees news reports that the military allows practicing witches in the Army.
Incensed, he calls a top Pentagon general demanding that witchcraft not be tolerated in the military.
“Good Christians pray to God for this Country. For all you know, these damn witches are casting Satanic curses.”
“Sorry, Reverend…” the General replied, “we just can’t discriminate on the basis of hex!”