Famous police quotes

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“Your life is not my fault.”

“The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.”

“Take you hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”

“Remember, when you gotta cuff ‘em… nobody is your friend.”

“If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

“That says POLICE, not taxi!”

“Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second?”

“So you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?”

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