Fancy Dress
A young man was invited to the office party, and told it was fancy dress. Wanting to impress his co-workers he racked his brains to come up with an original idea.
The night of the party arrived. He knocked at the door and entered into the room. Not only was he stark naked but his girlfriend, who he was giving a piggy-back to, was also stark naked.
The office manager raced up to him and said ‘WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING - This is fancy dress?’
The man replied, ‘Yes, I’m a turtle,’ and then indicating his girlfriend ‘and this is Michelle!!!!’