Farmer digs a hole

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A preacher was passing a farmer’s house on an afternoon walk. He noticed the farmer was digging a rather large hole.

The preacher asked what the farmer was doing, to which the farmer replied “One of m’ critters died last night and I gotta bury ‘im.”

The preacher asked “Which one?” The farmer answered, “My burro.”

The preacher stated, “You know, according to The Good Book, that critter is an ass.” The farmer nodded and continued his chore.

A few hours later a couple of locals passed by and saw the farmer still at work. They asked the farmer, “What are you digging, a fox hole?” The farmer answered, “Not according to the preacher.”

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