Farmer John & the hungry calf

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Farmer John was taking his cow and its new born calf to
sell in the auction. On the way farmer John got robbed by thieves, who beat him up, stripped him of his clothes and tied him to a tree.

Then taking the mother cow and John’s clothes, the thieves escaped. They, however, left the new born calf behind.

Poor farmer John suffered as for two days, he stood tied to a tree, stark naked and hungry.

Fortunately, on the third day, some neighbours happened to pass by. They recognised John and untied him. When they did, farmer John picked up a huge stick and started bashing the calf with it.

“Why are you thrashing the poor calf?” his neighbours asked.

To which farmer John replied, “I had to tell this beast for the past two days repeatedly, ‘I am not your mother!! I am not your mother!!’….”

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