Farmer’s daughters
A farmer has finally decided to let his three daughters start dating. But he tells them he has to meet each boy when they come to pick them up.
The first boy arrives, and the farmer is on the porch holding a shotgun. The farmer says, “Who are you?” The boy responds, “Hi, my name is Eddie, I came to pick up Betty. We’re going out to get some spaghetti, is she ready?” The farmer says she is and they leave.
Soon, another boy comes up to the front door. The farmer is there, and says, “Who are you?” The boy responds, “Hi, my name is Joe, I’m here to pick up Flo, we’re going to the show, can she go?” The farmer says she can and they leave.
Again a third boy shows up to the front porch, and the farmer says, “Who are you?” The boy responds, “Hi, my name is Chuck…” and the farmer shot him.