father and son, bonding?
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Loading ...One day dad decides to take his boy for a ride in the car, so they leave and as they are driving down the road, dad starts smoking a joint. The boy asks his father if he can have a hit and the dad asks, “Can your dick reach your ass?” and the boy says, “Well, no” and the dad says, “Alright then.”
Little while later they stop in at a gas station and dad picks up a 6 pack of beer and buys his son a scratch off lottery ticket.
So they take off and dad opens a beer and starts to drink it then the boy asks, “Dad, can I have a beer?” and dad asks, “Can your dick reach your ass?” and the boys says, “Well, no” and the dad says, “Alright then.”
About that time the boy is scatching off that ticket and wins 250,000 dollars. Dad says, “Son, you are going to share that with me, aren’t ya?” and the boy asks, “Well, Dad, can your dick reach your ass?” and the dad says, “Well, yeah.” the boy replies, “Good, go fuck yourself…….”