Father of Twins

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Years ago I had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see.

He could hardly believe his good fortune.

The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her, and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue one.

The father took one step forward, just so he could touch the babies and believe that they had finally arrived.

As he started to touch them, the nurse took a step backwards and said, “You can’t touch these babies. You aren’t sterile!!”

Without missing a beat, and with a big smile, the husband boasted, “You betcha I’m not!”

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