fatherly advice
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Loading ...One day a 18 year old boy is visiting his father. He is about to move out and get his own place. So he asks his father if he has any last advice.
His dad looks at him and says, “You know son, this might be the most important thing I’ve ever told you.”
He says, “I want you to always remember this, it’s eighteen years of child support if you break a condom.”
The boy looks at him and says, “Dad, is that really true?”
The father looks at him and tells him, “Of course it is son.” Thats how we got you.” “After eighteen years of monthly payments, all I have left is enough money to get hooker, a six pack of beer, and another box of condoms.”
The boy looks at him and says, “Is that why I have 5 half brothers and 2 half sisters?”
The father looks at him and says, “Sure is, son.”
