F.B.I.

The FBI is looking for a new assassin so they place an ad in the paper. The next day they get three replies. The three men are told to come in for an interview the next day and they need to bring their wives when they come. The next day the three men show up with wives in tow. The first man is called in and they place his wife in a room and give him a gun and tell him if he can go in and kill his wife he has the job. He goes in for about five minutes and comes out and says, “I just can’t do it, I love her too much.” So they leave and go home.

The next man is called in and they place his wife in a room and give him a gun and tell him if he can kill her he has the job. The man goes in and comes back out crying and explains he just could not kill her; he loves her too much.

The last man is called in and the same thing they put his wife in a room and tell him if he can kill her he has the job. The man goes in and all of a sudden they hear BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! The man empties the gun then all of a sudden they hear a fight break out in the room and a few minutes later the man comes out all bloody and sweaty and ask the agents why the hell didn’t they tell him there were blanks in the gun — his wife was so mad he had to finish her off with a chair.

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