Feeling his Age
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Loading ...A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and is very satisfied with the results. One day he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”
“About 35,” he replies.
“I’m actually 47!” the man says, feeling happy.
After that he goes into McDonald’s for lunch, and asks the server the same question, to which the reply is, “Oh you look about 29.”
“I am actually 47!” This makes him feel really good.
While standing at the bus stop he asks a little old woman the same question. She replies, “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man’s age. If I put my hand down your pants for five minutes, I will be able to tell your exact age.”
As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Five minutes later the woman says, “OK, it’s done. You are 47.”
Stunned the man says, “That was brilliant! How did you do that?”
The little old lady replies, “I was in line behind you at McDonald’s.”
