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3 men walk past a magical fence. If you jump over it and say what you want you will land in a big pile of what you wanted.

The 1st guy jumps and says “money”.

The 2nd guy says “toys”.

The 3rd guy jumps catches his pants on the fence and yells “SHIT”.

And so he lands in a big pile of it.

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