Fertility Drugs
Joe went to the doctor to complain that the fertility drugs weren’t working. Despite the frequent use of said drugs he could not get his wife pregnant. The doctor took some tests and came back looking worried.
“I have good news and bad news,” said the Doc. “The tests have shown that the drugs haven’t had the desired effect and you to have a sperm count of one.”
“What’s the good news?” said a worried Joe.
“That was the good news. The bad news is that one sperm is three feet long, a foot thick, and it wants out!”