Field Sobriety Test

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A Dallas police officer stopped a man for speeding and upon approaching the car noticed that that the man had numerous knives on the back seat. The driver responded to the officers inquiries about the knives by saying that he was a circus juggler and they were part of his routine. The officer aked for a demonstration so the juggler complied.

At the same time, George W. Bush was passing by and saw the juggling exhibition. He turned to Dick Chaney and exclaimed “I’m sure glad I quit drinking and driving. Would you look at what they’re making them do now?”

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